How to get my life organized?!

I am a very disorganized person. I'm the girl that would lose her head if it wasn't attached to my body! I'm also kinda forgetful. So the times that I do try to get organized it last a few days and then I forget to keep it up. I really need to get the whole being a grown up down! Yeah I said it I'm a big kid! I hate cleaning I suck at cooking and I have no clue how to discipline my children. And if it wasn't for spell check I couldn't write. Sometimes I just feel like plugging my ears and singing I don't wanna grow up!